The Lighter Side…

While YOU would never use a lame excuse like one of these, according to, these are a few of the reasons employees have given their bosses for skipping work:

Employee said a chicken attacked his mom.

Employee had a bad hair transplant.

Employee called in sick from a bar at 5:00 p.m. the night before.

Employee had to mow the lawn to avoid a lawsuit from his home owners’ association.

Employee’s finger was stuck in a bowling ball.

Employee fell asleep at his desk at work, hit his head and had a neck injury.


Attorneys go to college for years to get a degree. But here are some court transcripts that will leave you wondering what they actually learned!

Attorney: “Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?”

Witness: “All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.”

Attorney: “How was your marriage terminated?”

Witness: “By death.”

Attorney: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

Witness: “Guess.”

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