While YOU would never use a lame excuse like one of these, according to CareerBuilder.com, these are a few of the reasons employees have given their bosses for skipping work:
Employee said a chicken attacked his mom.
Employee had a bad hair transplant.
Employee called in sick from a bar at 5:00 p.m. the night before.
Employee had to mow the lawn to avoid a lawsuit from his home ownersâ€™ association.
Employeeâ€™s finger was stuck in a bowling ball.
Employee fell asleep at his desk at work, hit his head and had a neck injury.
Attorneys go to college for years to get a degree. But here are some court transcripts that will leave you wondering what they actually learned!
Attorney: â€œDoctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?â€
Witness: â€œAll of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.â€
Attorney: â€œHow was your marriage terminated?â€
Witness: â€œBy death.â€
Attorney: â€œAnd by whose death was it terminated?â€