Following IT Requirements?
During a recent password audit, the IT director discovered a new employee was using the following password:
- MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouie
- DeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
Out of curiosity, he asked why she was using such a long password, to which she replied, “I was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital!â€
Fake-Meanings
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you’ve gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.), an emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Rectitude (n.), The dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in front of boxer shorts.